Dindagsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a large, vain goose.

Dindagsaf created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindagsaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dindagsaf, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dindagsaf's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dindagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing brown kilts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Do not covet oxen.