Liblistkad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating squid.

Liblistkad created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liblistkad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Liblistkad, he will torture you forever.

Liblistkad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Liblistkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Retreat if four snails approach from the east.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liblistkad.

5. Run away if five shrews approach from the north.