Ladnillmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident fox.

Ladnillmig created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Ladnillmig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ladnillmig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ladnillmig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ladnillmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never eat bread.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.