Nartpitkommit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy warg.

Nartpitkommit created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartpitkommit, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nartpitkommit, it will think nothing of it.

Nartpitkommit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nartpitkommit's Holy Commandments

1. Nartpitkommit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.