Rigsafhadlakvig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing frog.

Rigsafhadlakvig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigsafhadlakvig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigsafhadlakvig, it will turn you into a rat.

Rigsafhadlakvig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rigsafhadlakvig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight birds approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.