Luntamtig Bindobpid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair scorpion.

Luntamtig Bindobpid created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Luntamtig Bindobpid, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Luntamtig Bindobpid, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Luntamtig Bindobpid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Luntamtig Bindobpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near rats while wearing magenta kilts.

2. Do not take Luntamtig Bindobpid's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill tortoises.