Bodvadyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable gorilla.

Bodvadyarp created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodvadyarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodvadyarp, he will be very sad.

Bodvadyarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bodvadyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bodvadyarp on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair white.