Gunbuglam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak turtle.

Gunbuglam created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunbuglam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gunbuglam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gunbuglam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gunbuglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near mice while wearing blue rings.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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