Dissfotceb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful crab.

Dissfotceb created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissfotceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissfotceb, she will make you grow a tail.

Dissfotceb's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dissfotceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never feed lots of tomatoes to voles while wearing green shoes.

5. Worship no other gods but Dissfotceb.
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