Homrowgan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able zebra.

Homrowgan created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homrowgan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homrowgan, he will cry a lot.

Homrowgan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Homrowgan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Homrowgan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.
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