Migfenvog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unsympathetic human.

Migfenvog created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migfenvog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migfenvog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Migfenvog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Migfenvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Never talk about moons.