Gunzantag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage rat.

Gunzantag created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunzantag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gunzantag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gunzantag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gunzantag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Never eat bark.
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