Fudvonkjad is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, ruthless
crow.
Fudvonkjad created time and space twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fudvonkjad, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fudvonkjad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fudvonkjad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Fudvonkjad's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear yellow clothing.
2. Do not kill mice.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Never think about photosynthesis.
5. Respect your elders.