Fudvonkjad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ruthless crow.

Fudvonkjad created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudvonkjad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudvonkjad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fudvonkjad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fudvonkjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Respect your elders.