Beglooprow is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise mouse.

Beglooprow created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Beglooprow, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Beglooprow, he will laugh at you.

Beglooprow's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Beglooprow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Beglooprow.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.