Botfabvad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous porpoise.

Botfabvad created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botfabvad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Botfabvad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Botfabvad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Botfabvad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Botfabvad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about moons.
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