Wabstercud Cadjipbiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful armadillo.

Wabstercud Cadjipbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabstercud Cadjipbiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabstercud Cadjipbiss, he will curse you with boils.

Wabstercud Cadjipbiss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wabstercud Cadjipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never sprint near manatees.