Tentarptag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast snake.

Tentarptag created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentarptag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tentarptag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tentarptag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tentarptag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Tentarptag three times a day.

4. Always help squirrels.

5. Always help foxes in need.
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