Himnarlnab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome walrus.

Himnarlnab created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himnarlnab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Himnarlnab, it will turn you into a dog.

Himnarlnab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Himnarlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always help voles.