Cunbegbig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered dryad.

Cunbegbig created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbegbig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cunbegbig, she will turn you into a snail.

Cunbegbig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cunbegbig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three sheep approach from the west.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing orange corsets and balancing five aluminium spheres on your face.

5. Fast once a month.