Dossbapfumkabgab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring otter.

Dossbapfumkabgab created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbapfumkabgab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dossbapfumkabgab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dossbapfumkabgab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dossbapfumkabgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing dresses.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.