Zodgebmon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, almighty rat.

Zodgebmon created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Zodgebmon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodgebmon, it will not care.

Zodgebmon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zodgebmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Zodgebmon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.