Kiparfrotgon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane hedgehog.

Kiparfrotgon created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiparfrotgon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kiparfrotgon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kiparfrotgon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kiparfrotgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not take Kiparfrotgon's name in vain.

5. Never play with disobedient children.