Milvogpogyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous centipede.

Milvogpogyatt created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milvogpogyatt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milvogpogyatt, he will turn you into a mouse.

Milvogpogyatt's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Milvogpogyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Milvogpogyatt's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Milvogpogyatt.

5. Pray towards the west.