Gunvinbot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing raccoon.

Gunvinbot created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gunvinbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunvinbot, she will cry a lot.

Gunvinbot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gunvinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near bats while wearing orange shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your head.

5. Do not cook food in pots.