Gunvinbot is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, astonishing
raccoon.
Gunvinbot created a quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Gunvinbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gunvinbot, she will cry a lot.
Gunvinbot's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Gunvinbot's Holy Commandments1. Mice are not to be trusted.
2. Do not skip in public.
3. Never talk about chromosomes.
4. Never talk about quantum gravity near bats while wearing orange shorts and balancing three zinc spheres on your head.
5. Do not cook food in pots.