Vagweeman is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil cow.

Vagweeman created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagweeman, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vagweeman, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vagweeman's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vagweeman's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Vagweeman must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Vagweeman.