Tagsagnill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective swan.

Tagsagnill created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagsagnill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tagsagnill, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tagsagnill's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tagsagnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Always help sick birds.