Tailrapbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy human.

Tailrapbig created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Tailrapbig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tailrapbig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tailrapbig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tailrapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tailrapbig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not keep three squirrels in a large pit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.