Mannuttmab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental deer.

Mannuttmab created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mannuttmab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mannuttmab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Mannuttmab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mannuttmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.