Tanbunflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ruthless zebra.

Tanbunflam created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Tanbunflam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tanbunflam, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tanbunflam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tanbunflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing indigo skirts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your chest.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Never feed cucumbers to whales while wearing cyan shorts.

5. Hide if six seals approach from the north.