Wad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited dog.

Wad created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Wad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Wad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near geese while wearing white corsets and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed lemons to gulls while wearing ear rings.

5. Always help seals.