Benfobcun is a god.

He takes the form of a large, resourceful cat.

Benfobcun created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Benfobcun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Benfobcun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Benfobcun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Benfobcun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to hamsters while wearing turquoise boots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing green kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.