Benfobcun is a god.
He takes the form of a large, resourceful
cat.
Benfobcun created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Benfobcun, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Benfobcun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Benfobcun's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Benfobcun's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
2. Never feed lots of nuts to hamsters while wearing turquoise boots.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
4. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing green kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.