Vegbadrullbad is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless
rhinoceros.
Vegbadrullbad created an atom seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegbadrullbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Vegbadrullbad, it will refuse to believe in you.
Vegbadrullbad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Vegbadrullbad's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear copper on your body.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
3. Always look after injured squirrels.
4. Never mention grasshopers.
5. Never bounce near manatees.