Wap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic warg.

Wap created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Wap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Never jump near ducks.