Stragzanhat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful naga.

Stragzanhat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragzanhat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragzanhat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stragzanhat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Stragzanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must pray to Stragzanhat five times a day.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.