Vedvegbop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust dryad.

Vedvegbop created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedvegbop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vedvegbop, he will turn you into a plant.

Vedvegbop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vedvegbop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if six bats approach from the west.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.