Cepwatbop is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy turtle.

Cepwatbop created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cepwatbop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cepwatbop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cepwatbop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cepwatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet skirts.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never feed apples to horses while wearing boots.

4. Never paint your legs blue.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.