Renleg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud skunk.

Renleg created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Renleg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Renleg, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Renleg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Renleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear red stockings.

5. Do not hop in public.