Gupfliglin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish porpoise.

Gupfliglin created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupfliglin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gupfliglin, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gupfliglin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Gupfliglin's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to goats while wearing blue tights.

4. Never feed coconuts to doves while wearing boots.

5. You must never eat peas.