Hundissrak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless fairy.

Hundissrak created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hundissrak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hundissrak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hundissrak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hundissrak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hundissrak on top of all buildings.

5. Never bounce in holy places.