Cibbellvan Buspigpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient porpoise.

Cibbellvan Buspigpog created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbellvan Buspigpog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cibbellvan Buspigpog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cibbellvan Buspigpog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cibbellvan Buspigpog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cibbellvan Buspigpog on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.