Sigvagbon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise snake.

Sigvagbon created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigvagbon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sigvagbon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sigvagbon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sigvagbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Sigvagbon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing rings.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.