Litdumtap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying narwhal.

Litdumtap created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litdumtap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litdumtap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Litdumtap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Litdumtap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three badgers approach from the east.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.