Jinzigkab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-powerful fairy.

Jinzigkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinzigkab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jinzigkab, she will turn you into a rat.

Jinzigkab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Jinzigkab's Holy Commandments

1. Jinzigkab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Jinzigkab loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Fast once a month.