Flissatquattam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, self-confident tapir.

Flissatquattam created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flissatquattam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flissatquattam, she will be very sad.

Flissatquattam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flissatquattam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Flissatquattam first in all things.

5. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Flissatquattam on top of important buildings.