Yattdissquam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless bird.

Yattdissquam created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Yattdissquam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yattdissquam, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yattdissquam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yattdissquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.

2. Worship no other gods but Yattdissquam.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.