Nanpidril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous crab.

Nanpidril created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nanpidril, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanpidril, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nanpidril's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Nanpidril's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not take Nanpidril's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Nanpidril on top of important buildings.