Niltigzansab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent porpoise.

Niltigzansab created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltigzansab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Niltigzansab, he will ignore you.

Niltigzansab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Niltigzansab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Niltigzansab.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Always help voles in need.