Bitrowsid Jinhigflow is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying owl.

Bitrowsid Jinhigflow created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitrowsid Jinhigflow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bitrowsid Jinhigflow, she will turn you into a tree.

Bitrowsid Jinhigflow's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bitrowsid Jinhigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help pigs.