Ominzogmab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, clever hydra.

Ominzogmab created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominzogmab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ominzogmab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ominzogmab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ominzogmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominzogmab.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.