Fitxembot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing swan.

Fitxembot created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitxembot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitxembot, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fitxembot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fitxembot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never feed parsnips to turtles while wearing shoes.

4. Hide if six goats approach from the west.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fitxembot.