Negcarzagboss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited hedgehog.

Negcarzagboss created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negcarzagboss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Negcarzagboss, she will ignore you.

Negcarzagboss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Negcarzagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Always treat bats with great respect.

3. Run away if three geese approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Always help doves.
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