Fabyogbem is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident eagle.

Fabyogbem created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyogbem, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabyogbem, she will turn you into a rock.

Fabyogbem's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fabyogbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help sick cats.