Kadduntail is a god.
He takes the form of a small, merciful
wren.
Kadduntail created gold two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kadduntail, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kadduntail, he will turn you into a duck.
Kadduntail's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Kadduntail's Holy Commandments1. Never wear pink jumpers.
2. Do not sit in public.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Kadduntail on top of important buildings.
5. Run away if four goats approach from the north.